NOT Just Eye Candy; BEST BOOK!

On May 13, 2014, in Uncategorized, by rsguthrie

Eye_CandyMy good, good friend (and writer) Ryan Schneider is up for yet another award for his book. This time he needs our votes! If you’ve NOT read this masterpiece of dystopian drama, you’re missing out! I don’t plug many authors or books on this blog (including myself), but Ryan is one of the rare breed. Along with names like Russell Blake, Caleb Pirtle, Stephen Woodfin, Jo Von Bargen, and Anthony Whitford, Schneider is an author that (pardon the directness) grabs you by the short hairs and doesn’t let go!

Please. Do yourself a favor, if you haven’t already, and get this book. Please do ME a favor and, because I know you respect me, believe me when I tell you his book deserves the vote. You can read later and agree with me!

It takes approximately 8 seconds to cast a vote.

You could try and ride an angry bull bent on bucking you and then stomping you into dust on the hard, hard ground at the rodeo for 8 seconds.

I happen to think this is a MUCH. MUCH MORE sane choice.

A few clicks? For a favorite author of mine? Dear readers, I’ve given much advice, learned experiences, my own mistakes from which you can learn, and I think made you laugh more than once.

Cast a vote for this outstanding book. Please!

One last link: PLEASE vote here for my comrade in arms! VOTE HERE.

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Rubber Chicken Arrow Through Headv2Author known to use spontaneous satire, sarcasm, and unannounced injections of pith or witticisms which may not be suitable for humorless or otherwise jest-challenged individuals. (Witticisms not guaranteed to be witty, funny, comical, hilarious, clever, scintillating, whimsical, wise, endearing, keen, savvy, sagacious, penetrating, fanciful, or otherwise enjoyable. The Surgeon General has determined through laboratory testing that sarcasm can be dangerous, even in small amounts, and should not be ingested by those who are serious, somber, pensive, weighty, funereal, unsmiling, poker-faced, sober, or pregnant.) For those who enjoy and/or revel in the utterance of profanity, the author reserves the right to substitute “fish” for “fuck” without fear of repercussion, mental reservation, or purpose of evasion.

 

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