semicolons1Actually only by the strictness of grammatical standards. I’m not a contrarion just because I want people to think I’m cool. When I write, it’s not a decision process—its art. I do what comes naturally to me. That doesn’t mean everyone is going to get it (or like it) but it’s not to be different; it is because it is my style showing through. My uniqueness.

Going through high school and college I got an A in every English course I took. I’m not telling you that to brag but rather to make a point: I know the rules of grammar. And I always try to use them in appropriate situations.

Professional correspondence, as one example. But I have to admit, I don’t pay them much mind in comfortable, casual speech with friends and family (as long as none are English teachers; and few are). It is not unlike the fact that I know technically you’re not supposed to end a sentence with a preposition, but in casual conversation I do. All the time. Sentence fragments, too. It’s how we speak. It’s informal. Comfortable.

Did anyone not understand all I wrote above? Of course you did. We don’t always have to write like we’re doing a lab report or gunning for a thesis.

handwriting-childAnd then there’s writing fiction. Since I was twelve I’ve been bending grammar rules, again, not to be an instigator but rather because that’s what came off the end of the pencil. Sometimes you need to write a sentence fragment. For emphasis. More than once.

Yes, I know semicolons are for separating clauses that are related and could stand on their own as two sentences by placing a period between them. The semicolon is used for emphasis; it’s used to bring the two thoughts just a bit closer. Even when a period would work just as well, grammatically speaking.

But stop and think about that. The semicolon is used, not because there isn’t a perfectly good piece of punctuation that is technically correct (the period) but, rather, to add a little special something.

Well I say you can’t get a little pregnant. I like the semicolon in other places to add flair. One of those is where a comma would do just fine. I think a semicolon in the comma’s place adds the aura of pause. Not a long one, as with a period, or with a new paragraph; just a hair more than the commas brings (just as the semicolon draws two stand-alone thoughts together just a bit closer than a more separatist period).

mean_teacherYet the grammarian complains “there should be a comma there, not a semicolon.” Don’t you think at some point in history, before the semicolon was born, some other grammarian said, “what is that horrific thing you put there in that manuscript? Those are two clauses that stand on their own. There should be a period, and nothing else.”?

Clearly the writer who used the first semicolon (or, perhaps, the hundredth) finally made the case for the easing of the period’s finality.

I say if a semicolon adds a bit extra by bringing two capably independent clauses just a smidge closer than a period, why can’t it also add just a fraction of a moment’s pause more than the briefness of a comma?

And if that argument doesn’t sway you, I say that “semi” in front of anything adds all manner of vagueness and ambiguity.

Semi-strong.

Semi-awake.

Semi-steep.

Semi-correct.

Where is the concreteness in any of those words? I say SEMIcolons have a wide variety of use and writers should not be afraid to be bold. Use them. Put them wherever you want to add a little space in the moment; some flair; a rhythm.

roadI plan to continue using the semicolon as my muse dictates (i.e. as the words come out of me). I’ve never had a reader complain. Cormac McCarthy writes books with no quotation marks for dialogue at all. NONE. And his novel, The Road, won the Pulitzer Prize. No Country for Old Men was made into a movie that won the Academy Award for, among other categories, Best Picture. Oh, he’s also been referred to a one of the four best American novelists of our time, alongside Philip Roth, Don DeLillo, and Thomas Pynchon.

Dear Grammarians: it’s art; and art has style; and that style comes from pushing the boundaries and testing the flexibility of the rules. The rigidity of the everyday turned into something different. Someone has to break new ground (thank you Elvis, Jimi, and a host of others) or we’d still be listening to ballroom dance music.

Please, put the rule book back in the classroom, where it belongs: building foundational fundamentals.

And when you’re finished, go put on some Guns ‘N Roses.

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The blank page is dead…long live the blank page.

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Rubber Chicken Arrow Through Headv2Author known to use spontaneous satire, sarcasm, and unannounced injections of pith or witticisms which may not be suitable for humorless or otherwise jest-challenged individuals. (Witticisms not guaranteed to be witty, funny, comical, hilarious, clever, scintillating, whimsical, wise, endearing, keen, savvy, sagacious, penetrating, fanciful, or otherwise enjoyable. The Surgeon General has determined through laboratory testing that sarcasm can be dangerous, even in small amounts, and should not be ingested by those who are serious, somber, pensive, weighty, funereal, unsmiling, poker-faced, sober, or pregnant.)

 

8 Responses to I Admit It: I’m An Abuser. Of Semicolons

  1. Corinda Marsh says:

    Sorry, the English teacher in me could not read your work and enjoy it. Yes, I obey speed limit signs too. Boring but can’t help myself.

    • rsguthrie says:

      Hi, Corinda. As I mentioned in the blog, that’s (of course) your choice. I wouldn’t say it’s boring; I’d call it your taste in style. And as an English teacher, you believe very strongly in the fundamentals. I personally enjoy seeing Michael Jordan take the fundamentals of dribbling and shooting and passing and fill me with awe seeing it taken to a new level. A coach I used to have only wanted to see fundamental basketball; he thought Jordan was a “hot dog”. Our common ground, however, was we both loved the game! 🙂

      Thanks much for the comment.

  2. chickletslit says:

    This blog is such a validation for me. I find it difficult to stay within the rules taught in English courses when I’m writing anything outside of the 9 – 5 office job. The difference in my writing between the two is significant and often made me wonder if staying true to my own style of sentence structure, emphasis and pauses, in myriad ways was going against the grain too much. Then it became well, they either like it or not since writing any other way feels forced. Thanks for this, P. Great post!!

    • rsguthrie says:

      I defy anyone to write a great story coloring 100% inside the lines of the grammar book. I love the movie Hoosiers (in fact, it’s in my top movies ever), but a Michael Jordan highlight reel will take my breath away every time. 🙂

  3. Penelope Silvers says:

    Thanks for this informative article; I really liked it. I never quite know when to use semicolons; hence, I use the dashes instead. Maybe I will replace a few of my dashes–with semicolons–for a change of pace! Thanks for the idea of the semis–as art. I will never look at them the same way again. 😉

    • rsguthrie says:

      Thanks for the comment, Penelope! Grammar is definitely the foundation of it all, but that doesn’t mean we can’t twist and shout a little to make the story better!

  4. Alex Brantham says:

    I’m with you on the need to follow your muse. As long as your reader can understand your meaning, why not use all of the tools at your disposal? It’s your art, for sure.

    One challenge, however: why stop at the SEMIcolon? What’s wrong with its bigger brother, the colon, which I note you used in your second paragraph?